Our journey to the much awaited tour-de-BIHAR(my first :P)...Starting with the train journey...It was a usual journey where i joined the group coming from mumbai at Khandwa junction(train no 2336 LTT-Bhagalpur Express)...We crossed M.P and were about to leave Mughal sarai station,the last stop in Uttar Pradesh...So now we entered the state in question(also better known as LALU's PLACE)...Call me sceptical or watever but the atmosphere changed all of a sudden,may be due to the frends continuously talking about it or no matter wat, but it happened...It was usual as we crossed Buxar(Yes its the same place where the great battle of buxar was fought) but then we reached AARA n things took a complete 180 degree turn(wish i cud tell 1800 degrees if we were to account the magnitude of change)...Irrespective of the fact that we were travelling in AC coaches, we were greeted by 75 odd passengers at the station n they claimed full ownership of the seats that we were already sitting... I objected with the Aunty who came to sit in my berth to which she bluntly replied "patna tak hi to jaana hai,adjust kar lo (as if i was going to newyork wid tat train:P)"...I called up my friend(the dulha(groom)) to inform tat we have reached AARA n he said technically it takes 45mins-1 hr to reach from AARA to PATNA but lets c wen u guys reach...and then we reached PATNA...after full 5 and a half hrs:).. nothing much happend in between except for the fact that train was stopped 15-20 times in between the stations...just as we came out of the Patna station one of my friend realized tat he is missing his wallet...we went back again to search the wallet in the train bt cudnt find it....Still he is clueless about wat exactly happend...the next 20 hrs were good as we slept n chatted wid each other (some of us were meeting after 1 yr)...then came the time of baarat...as we joined the baarat I was astonished or rather shocked to c a van with its luggage compartment open and was converted to a movable BAR, with bottles of Wines and Whiskey being distributed as we distribute water at the summer season at stations :P...We danced,laughed and had fun for another 1 hr and then Baarat reached the marriage place, then the next 1 hr were followed by eating and bird watching(Just WOW :), since this is a social networking site so wont go into much detail :P)...Then we talked with the new couple and had a group photograph at stage...Just when everything seem to be real nice, we heard some abusing and brawling and within no time it was a total chaos with the level of gaali's worsening every other minutes, then some chairs were raised but luckily it did'nt hit anyone...then the groom was told by his family members to go to the 'Janmasa'(place where the baraat stays)and the entire marriage hall was vacated and when we left at 2A.M. there were discussions going on whethr the marriage will take place or not...then i gt a call from the groom next morning at 9 that the marriage concluded peacefully ...So atleast it was a happy ending as far as the marriage is concerned but don think we were so lucky...On our way back our train was scheduled to arrive at 2:P.M, and it came around 3'o clock so i will call that pretty much on time...While we were waiting i saw a general or local train with as much as 400 passengers in one coach with some of them (including ladies) sitting even in toilets...And then our train came, though we were leaving Patna, our bad luck refused to leave us and we learned that CANARA BANK's exam was there at patna that morning and a large crowd of youngsters aged 19-22 in the platform verified the fact...As soon as the train came, we rushed to our coach and they rushed too:P..Finally we enterd the coach and found ourselves in the company of 250 extra passengers in the form of young students... anyhow we managed to go to our seats and one of my friend found his side lower seat occupied by 3-4 young gals... when he said "excuse me, this is my seat" to them, they looked at each other n replied quickly "cant u stand for 1 hr or so"...my frn was frozen:P...this time journey from Patna to Aara took only 2:30 hrs n then they left the train and tats when we found our seats. Well rest of the journey was pretty much normal but none of us complained:P...I feel as if i have enough screenplay to make "My experience wid truths":P...Any1 interestd??
Note : As told by Ankur Agrawal
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
The First day of the college wen all the first year student had gathered outside the college to get to know where their respective classes were situated.Everyone was very keyed up to begin their college life.Just like any other student Rohit chandra was also excited about his college life a life which he wanted to enjoy to its fullest.Their was still an hr left for their classes when Rohit and his friends namely CP,Ruman and Omkar reached the campus.Cp went ahead to look at the Notice board and the rest of the group stayed back ogling at the crowd.Tat's wen Rohit noticed this tall girl in yellow salwar at a little distance.He was for a moment captivated by her beautiful black ocean deep eyes,child like innocent appearance,milky way complexion and stunning smile. Rohit's heart skipped beat while he was lost in her thoughts and the world seemed motionless for him until Cp came back with the class details and interrupted his train of feelings.
NOTE: Cp and Rohit have been best buddies since the first day they arrived in SASTRA.Rohit has always been of reserved type and a bit uncomfortable in handling gals were as Ruman the opposite.Opposite in the sense in handling gals.Cp and Omkar were the chance pe dance type who were at all times in hunt for a chance to converse with females.
First week of the college was quite interesting from exploring the campus,gym,canteen,girls and not to forget the Food.One day Rohit again notices his Ms yellow and her friends hanging out in the corridor.He told his feelings to Cp and the mission name search was on for a week when finally they discovered her name was Aarti.Days rolled on it was 17th of August.In 2 months Rohit had muster all the courage to go and talk to her.Aarti was seen in a beautiful black dress.Rohit and Cp were waiting near the corridor to have a better glance at her.Thats when ruman joined them.When Ruman came to know of the situation he chalked out a completely different plan.
Ruman :Y don u go ahead n propose her???
Rohit : Have you gone nuts??From where u get this Govinda film type ideas???
Ruman : Come on dude abhi nahi to kabhi nahi.U r smart handsome and cool..so just go ahead n tell her ur feeling.Starting of the college days even she mite be excited.
(NOTE:Btw wen ruman himself proposed the first time he got the reply SO???.yes just SO...and co-incidentally she was Aarti's best friend)
Cp : (Interrupting in between)...dude relax....she wont slap u tats my guarantee.
They found out an empty classroom where Rohit can propose without any disturbance.Cp was given the job of calling her to the classroom.In the mean time Ruman taught him all the crappy dialogues so tat atleast he can start the talk.Cp in the mean time persuaded her to come to the class.Rohit's heart beat on seeing Aarti increased.He was nervous na na very nervous.Aarti came and stood infront of him.He stood
there simply looking at her beautiful eyes for over a minute when she broke the silence.
Aarti : Excuse me??
Rohit : Hi...Hi Aarti
NOTE : In his nervousness he forgot all the dialogue which Ruman told him.
Aarti : Yeah Hi
Rohit : Aarti just wanted to tell u
Aarti : What???
Rohit : Actually those three wor...words.
Aarti : Which three words??
Rohit : come on understand,I know you did get the clue.
Aarti : Will u tell now or should i leave??
Rohit : Well to be honest to tell you i love...
Aarti : What??
Rohit : I love India thats what i was trying to to say,ryt! 2 days back we had independence day.ryt??!!
Aarti : What??u called me here to tell me that u love India..
Rohit : Hmmm..i mean... wanted to say i want your pic....picture.My friend wants to make a painting of u.
Aarti : Are you Ok...
On hearing this Cp and Ruman were laughing like anything.
Aarti : I think i will leave
Rohit : Wait...I wanted to say that i Love u.yeah this only i wanted to say.
Aarti : WHAT???
Aarti : Sorry Watever ur name is...i am not that kind of a girl.
Now Rohit wonders what on earth that means??
(''May be I m not that kind of a girl who will get easily impressed'' or ''i m not the girl who wants to get into these relationships'' or ''perhaps you will have to try very hard to impress me'')
Rohit(thinking its bttr to ask her rather using his mind): What does that kind of a girl mean???
Aarti : You will come to know of it.
Aarti : See you have a good future ahead so concentrate on studies
Rohit : Hmmm....yeah...
Aarti : I am getting late for the class...Bye
So this was the first interaction that happened between the two.....
To be Contd....
Spring is in the air and thnx to Swine flu we r taking xtra care not to develop flu or running nose.But as i say "every sick cloud has a romantic lining" it gives us ample of opportunities to in these hard time.This topic is inspired by the thought process of few of my friends who had these unconventional ideas to do stuffs.
Suppose u and ur spouse fell sick the same day and have taken leave the same day.So here are few things to spice up your day.
NOTE: For all my friends who mite go through this its a strict no no to u people( Most of them r living with thr roomies).May be for soon to get marry ppl like CP and Maggi.(Thought of including Ruman's name too bt he is a frequent visitor to bangalore,saala bahut marega).
1.Impersonate movie actors in your soar throat aided husky voice
2.Play thermometer race.Stick thermometer in your mouth and see who beeps first.
3.If ur nose are completely blocked see how long u can kiss before u gasp for air.
4.The fantasized position ''**'',so try giving foot massage
5.See who can stay longer without wiping their nose
6.When u sneeze try having some mosquito repellent in ur mouth so tat u can spray tat to every corner of the rooms.